Channel 10 claimed a victory over channel 7 in the TV ratings war when their show Masterchef’s Sunday night beetroot challenge toppled Channel 7’s interview with a beetroot in the ratings. “We are so happy with this result,” said a… Read More ›
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Press Gallery Reports Barnaby Joyce Missing To The Police
The Canberra press gallery has contacted the police to report former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce missing after Mr Joyce went three whole days without calling a press conference. “Look Barnaby if you’re out there please send us a press… Read More ›
Joyce Resigns To Spend More Time Cheating On His Families
The deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today announced his resignation. Citing the need to spend more time cheating on his families as the main motivator for his decision. “Parliament does take its toll on on people, you spend a… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce’s Unborn Son Already Working In Canavan’s Office
Barnaby Joyce has told the electorate to get over it with regards to his unborn Son being employed by his colleague Matt Canavan in an advisory role. “Matt needed someone who knew what it was like to be an unborn… Read More ›
Defiant Joyce Pledges To Bang Staffer On PM’s Desk
A defiant deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has escalated his ongoing feud with Malcolm Turnbull by pledging to bang a Staffer on the Prime Minister’s own desk. “The Australian public and more importantly Australian businesses don’t want to hear about… Read More ›
PM Assures Ministers They Can Still Screw The General Public
Following his ban on Ministers having sexual relationships with staffers the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has moved quickly to assure his Cabinet that they are still able to screw the general public. “I have full confidence in my Ministers to… Read More ›
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