Australia has taken note of New Zealand’s successful social welfare system and is following suit by making everyone currently on the dole go and live in Bondi. “New Zealand hardly has any unemployment and a low welfare budget due to… Read More ›
New Zealand
Fan Demands Selectors Pick Sheffield Shield Cricketers He’s Never Seen Play
An Australian cricket fan is stridently demanding that the selectors drop Shaun Marsh, Mitch Marsh and Peter Siddle from the test team and replace them with a bunch of interstate cricketers he only knows about from the scores he’s seen… Read More ›
Shane Watson Anoints Shaun Marsh As His Heir Apparent
Former Australian Test all-rounder and barely walking pulled muscle Shane Watson has today anointed Western Australian journeyman batsman, Shaun Marsh as his heir apparent in the Australian cricket team. The praise from Watson came after news of Marsh’s selection to replace injured… Read More ›
Reclaim Australia Calls For ‘All Muslims Except Usman Khawaja Out Now!’
Anti-Islamic protest group Reclaim Australia released a new statement this afternoon reiterating its “principled, patriotic opposition to the presence of all Muslim immigrants in Australia with the exception of Usman Khawaja”. Khawaja, the first Muslim to wear the baggy green,… Read More ›
Turnbull Tipped To Challenge Clarke For Australian Cricket Team Captaincy
Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›
‘It’s Kinda Awkward’ – Australia Embarrassed By Planetary Destruction, Crimes Against Humanity
“Oh Christ, please, not again,” a mortified Australia said after Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s cringe-worthy statement that coal was “good for humanity” was followed at the G20 by treasurer Joe Hockey’s insistence that climate change posed no threat to economic… Read More ›
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