A massive after-election party in the dressing room of the NSW Liberals led to complaints to keep the noise down from Australian cricket team, who were celebrating their World Cup win in the next room. Radio station Triple M telephoned… Read More ›
NSW state elections
The Weekend (un)Australian: Exit Polls Sold To Chinese Energy Company In Bureaucratic Bungle
Early predictions of the outcome of the NSW election are in jeopardy after a spelling mistake in the department of Energy and Resources led to exit polls being mistaken for power poles and sold off in anticipation of a Coalition… Read More ›
Editorial: NSW Needs Change. Vote For The Only Party With A Track Record Of Shooting Elephants
New South Wales goes to the polls tomorrow. There is much at stake, but no one could doubt that one topic, more than any other, has exercised the minds of NSW voters: there are too many goddamn elephants in Africa…. Read More ›
Putin Claims Early Victory In NSW Election
In a surprise announcement from the Kremlin today, all round sportsman and Russian President Vladimir Putin has claimed a very early victory in the NSW state election. Although the polls had yet to open, let alone vote counting begun, Putin… Read More ›
NSW Labor Spends 1% Of Time On Policy, 99% Of Time Looking For Images Of Mike Baird Sneering
Campaign workers for the NSW Labor Party have successfully trawled the internet to download every existing photograph of Mike Baird with a sneery face. “We’ve worked tirelessly on behalf of the people of NSW to ensure that no picture that… Read More ›
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