Visiting the town of Forbes to inspect the damage inflicted on the region due to floods, NSW Premier Mike Baird has broken down in tears over the potential loss of pokies revenue. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a distraught Premier said: “I… Read More ›
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Baird To Exempt Venues Playing Music Through Poker Machines From Lockout Laws
NSW Premier Mike Baird will amend his controversial lockout laws to exclude any venue playing music, as long as the music is being played through a poker machine. The decision came following the Callinan Report into NSW’s lockout laws, which… Read More ›
Mike Baird’s Vertebra Demolished To Make Way For WestConnex
The builders of Sydney’s WestConnex motorway have compulsorily acquired and demolished part of the backbone of Premier Mike Baird to construct an off ramp for the $16.8 billion project. “The Premier’s spine has no heritage value and under the current… Read More ›
Police Lure Protesting Greyhound Owners Away From Parliament House With Mechanical Mike Baird
Police have diffused a rowdy protest against the banning of greyhound racing by luring the angry crowd away from the NSW parliament with a mechanical lookalike of Premier Mike Baird. “We were concerned for the safety of the Premier when… Read More ›
NSW Primary School Bans Students From Communicating
A primary school in NSW has today sent out a letter to parents to inform them that in an effort to stamp out bullying they are banning all students from any form of communication. The school’s spokesperson spoke to The… Read More ›
NSW Premier To Ban State Of Origin To Stop Cruelty
NSW Premier Mike Baird announced today that State of Origin would be banned after July 2017 to prevent cruelty to the State of NSW. Last Night NSW won the game 18-14 but QLD won the 2016 series 2 games to… Read More ›