NSW Premier (for now) Dominick Perrotet has issued a personal apology to the State’s number 1 citizen John Barilaro over any inconvenience that today’s train strikes may have had on him or his family. ”The Transport Union really needs to… Read More ›
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Perrotet Jets Off To Japan Promises To Pick Up Some Duty Free For Barilaro
Interim NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has jetted off to Japan for a trade mission, but not before promising the State’s number one citizen John Barilaro that he would pick up some duty free gear for him. ”A lot of NSW… Read More ›
NSW Declared Most Livable State For Those Named John Barilaro
Free Loader magazine has this week declared that the Australian state of NSW is the most livable state in the World for those with the name John Barilaro. ”If you are named John Barilaro then the state of NSW is… Read More ›
Coogee Beach Takes Off On Backpacking Holiday
Coogee Beach has disappeared from the coastline of Sydney and is heading towards the UK to do a bit of backpacking. “I’m going to drink a lot of beer, do a Contiki tour and land a job as a ‘stop… Read More ›
Lismore To Be Evacuated To Allow ScoMo To Take More Pics Of Himself
The flood ravaged town of Lismore in NSW is to be evacuated later this week to allow Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing the opportunity to take in the damage and have his photo taken without being shouted down by… Read More ›
Perrotet To Compensate All Gambling Premises Affected By Train Disruption
NSW Premier (for now) Dominic Perrotet has apologised to all gambling venues in NSW that were affected by yesterday’s train disruption and promised them all compensation for any losses. ”To all the pokies operators, keno runners, TAB’s and cock ring… Read More ›