One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts, has told reporters that he does not believe in the drought and in an effort to prove it he will endeavor to swim the entire length of the Murray Darling river, all 1,472 kilometers… Read More ›
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One Nation Demands Coca Cola Allows Farmers Access To Mount Franklin
One Nation has come out strongly against Coca Cola demanding that the multi-national company allow Australian farmers access to the vast water supplies of Mount Franklin. “Our farmers are out there doing it tough whilst Coca Cola executives are living… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts Demands A Royal Commission Into Whether Or Not The Fridge Light Stays On When The Door Is Closed
One Nation’s leading Scientific mind Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›
Hanson Threatens To Urinate On The Senate Floor Unless Someone Pays Her Some Attention
One Nation’s supreme leader Pauline Hanson has thrown a hissy fit in the Senate. Threatening to urinate on the floor unless somebody pays her some attention. The hissy fit followed the failure of the Senate to listen to Pauline Hanson’s… Read More ›
Hanson Orders Ashby To Hit Up The National Milk Crate Association For Some Cash
One Nation’s dear leader Pauline Hanson has ordered her adviser James Ashby to seek out the National Milk Crate Association (NMCA) and see if they have any cash they could donate to the party. “When Pauline saw the horrific events… Read More ›
Hanson Blames Childhood Obesity On A Lack Of Guns In Schools
Australia’s leading bigot Pauline Hanson has used her latest paid appearance on Channel 9’s The Today Show to blame the current rising levels of childhood obesity on Australia’s gun laws. “Kids today feel safe going to school and as a result… Read More ›
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