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Prime Minister Albo Challenges Dutton To A DJ Off
Australian Prime Minister DJ Albo has challenged Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to forego debates and instead battle it out on the decks with a DJ off. ”Boofhead and I will debate plenty in parliament over the next… Read More ›
Dutton Celebrates Surviving The Week With All His Horcruxes Intact
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has celebrated surviving the first week of Parliament with all his horcruxes intact. ”The Dark Lord has survived a bruising first week,” said a Spokes Death Eater for the Dark Lord. ”Harry Albanese… Read More ›
Barnaby Pulls A ScoMo And Takes The Week Off From Parliament
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign Barnaby Joyce has decided to pull a ScoMo and skip the first week of Parliament. ”If it’s good enough for Scott to take a week off then why not me?”… Read More ›
Dutton Demands Irish Border Be Shut To Keep Out Potato Blight
Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese close the Irish border before the dreaded potato blight hits the country. ”This government needs to get off their backsides and take some action,” said the… Read More ›
Joyce Tells Flood Victims To Steer Clear Of Water As The Rights Belong To The Nationals
Former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has issued a warning to those affected by flooding to steer clear of the water and under no circumstances try to sell off the rights as it belongs to the National party. ”To those currently… Read More ›
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