One Nation leader Pauline Hanson, fresh off calling for the internment of muslims and the isolation of special needs children has today called on her fellow Australians to punch a koala in the face. Believeing that a bit of physical… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Joins Cast Of Saturday Night Live
Prime Minster Malcolm Turnbull will quit politics to join the cast of Saturday Night Live after producer Lorne Michaels spotted his turn impersonating Donald Trump at the Canberra Midwinter Open Mic Comedy Night. “This Aussie guy’s Trump impression knocks Alec… Read More ›
One Nation Calls For Special Camps To Help Muslims Concentrate
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has called on the Prime Minister to take action and deal with the issue of her perception that Muslim people don’t concentrate but putting them in special camps. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson talked… Read More ›
‘Fatty’ Vautin to star in ‘Hanson: The Musical’
With Pauline Hanson’s One Nation constantly in the daily news cycle, it was only matter of time before Senator Hanson’s political life would be made into a full musical. The production will feature songs by Hanson (the band), and produced… Read More ›
Police Issue “Run, Hide, Tell” Alert To One Nation Candidates
Police have sent a message to the mobile phones of all prospective candidates of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party advising them to run as fast as they can away from the Queensland senator, to hide their cars from Rod Culleton… Read More ›
James Ashby Accused Of Selling Overpriced Tinfoil Hats To One Nation Candidates
The CIA has released recordings from the inside of James Ashby’s head in which Pauline Hanson’s chief of staff can be heard conspiring with himself to charge One Nation members vastly inflated prices for rolls of cheap aluminium foil. “We… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 