Senator Malcolm Roberts has been busily scouring the suburbs of Canberra in search of a brand new tin foil suit to wear to the High Court ahead of his upcoming appearance.
“They say that clothes make the man but in this case tin foil clothes protect the man from dangerous cultural marxists stealing his thoughts,” said Senator Roberts. “I’m glad I’m having my day in court, finally I can prove that I truly believe that I am not a British citizen.”
“And while I am in court I will get a chance to put to the judges some of my other beliefs. Like how global warming is a myth and that turtles are proof that the illuminati are evolving into unkillable monsters. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to do some more research on the internet.”
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson could not be reached for comment on Senator Roberts as she was busy scouring fancy dress shops in preparation for the Senate’s return.