The clear response to the terror attacks claimed by ISIS in Paris that killed at least 129 people, the world’s racists said in a statement today, is for the West to stop helping the victims of ISIS terror. The World… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson
New Vaccine Could Wipe Out Anti-Vaxers
The CSIRO says it has developed a new vaccine which destroys the bacteria responsible for otherwise sentient beings becoming incapable of reason. The scientific breakthrough will have the potential to eradicate numerous palpable threats to humankind, notable among them the so… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Officially Halal Certified
Former Dancing With The Stars contestant, fish and chip shop owner and member of parliament, Pauline Hanson, has today been officially Halal certified, a move which has outraged Hanson and mightily confused her legions of followers. Hanson was initially perplexed… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 