A rugby league referee has copped the maximum $10,000 fine after an angry outburst bagging every error made by the players during a semi finals match he officiated last weekend. “I’m doing my best out there trying to ensure every… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Tells Jen To Call The Office And Tell Them That He’s ‘Sick’ After A Big Grand Final Night
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked his wife Jen to call the office and tell them that he’s sick after waking up on Monday with a severe hangover. ”Just between you and me I did have a sink… Read More ›
NRL Announce Adult Website Porn Hub As New Major Sponsor For The 2019 Season
In a moved tipped to help fund the legal defence of several players, the NRL has today announced that the adult entertainment website Porn Hub have signed on as their new major sponsor for the 2019 season. “It’s great news”,… Read More ›
Donald Trump Names Penrith As Australia’s Capital City
Donald Trump has reversed decades of US foreign policy by recognising Penrith as the capital of Australia, despite warnings from around the world that the gesture will further inflame relations between bogans and the rest of Australia. “We will begin… Read More ›
Muslim Hall Of Compromise
A standoff between protesters for and protesters against the construction of a Muslim community hall in Penrith came to a quiet compromise yesterday. “They agree to keep their meetings quiet, if we get to use the car park for burnouts”… Read More ›
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