Dress up loving NSW premier Dom Perrotet is tipped today to announce that he will be running a trash fire as his lead candidate in the Upper House at the upcoming election. ”It’s a no lose situation for the Premier… Read More ›
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National Gallery Replaces Blue Poles With Square Of RSL Club Carpet
The National Gallery of Australia has announced that it will be selling the iconic Jackson Pollock artwork “Blue Poles” and replacing it with a square of carpet from the floor of the Wagga Wagga RSL Club. “The square of carpet… Read More ›
Fred Nile In Talks To Star In Weekend At Bernie’s 3
NSW ultra conservative politician Fred Nile has decided to leave politics to pursue his love of acting and is in talks to star in the upcoming movie Weekend at Bernie’s 3, with Fred tipped to play Bernie’s stunt double. ”We’re… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Perrotet If That Job In New York Is Still Available
Former Minister for Health/Finance/Engadine Maccas and Resources to name but a few Scott Morrison has called NSW Premier Dom Perrotet to see if the New York trade position that John Barilaro turned down was still going. ”I am nothing if… Read More ›
NSW Premier Personally Apologises To John Barilaro For Any Inconvenience Caused By The Train Strikes
NSW Premier (for now) Dominick Perrotet has issued a personal apology to the State’s number 1 citizen John Barilaro over any inconvenience that today’s train strikes may have had on him or his family. ”The Transport Union really needs to… Read More ›
Perrotet Orders All NSW Workers To Work From Their Nearest RSL Or Club
NSW Premier (as of writing) Dominic Perrotet has told NSW workers to stop working from home and instead head to their local RSL or Club and work there. ”In an ideal World we would have all workers back in the… Read More ›
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