Niche news network Sky News Australia have blamed Australia’s rising cost of living as the reason for their shows rating so poorly. ”Interest rates and energy prices are going up, so the poor Aussie battler can barely afford to turn… Read More ›
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Sky News Demands The Sexy Green M&M Be Named Australian Of The Year
Low rating cable channel Sky News Australia has demanded that the fictional green M&M spokes candy be named this years Australian of the year. ”For too long we have had to sit back and watch a parade of woke leftists… Read More ›
Sky News Urges Its Viewer To Sleep Through 2023 To Avoid Being Woke
Low rating cable station Sky news Australia has urged their last remaining viewer to sleep through the year 2023, so as to avoid being woke. ”Wokeness is a dangerous disease that inhibits the mind of all those who disagree with… Read More ›
Sky News Starts Looking Under Rocks For Chris Smith’s Replacement
Low rating news station Sky News Australia has started looking under rocks and scouring YouTube for ranting bus racists in an effort to replace disgraced former host Chris Smith. ”Been a tough week that’s for sure, talk about Sophie’s choice… Read More ›
Sky News Blames Meghan & Harry For Chris Smith’s Appalling Behaviour
Niche news network Sky News Australia has today blamed celebrity couple Meghan and Harry for their host Chris Smith’s appalling behaviour at the network’s Christmas party. ”Meghan and Harry have a lot to answer for,” said a Station Spokesperson. ”I… Read More ›
Bolt Calls On His Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Storm The Victorian Capital
Low rating Sky News talking head Andrew Bolt has called on his viewers, all 6 of them, to storm the Victorian capital and protest Dan Andrews’ election win. ”Peta Credlin, Rowan Dean and Myself didn’t vote for Dan Andrews, so… Read More ›
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