Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends. ”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and… Read More ›
Australian Cardinal George Pell has expressed disappointment to close colleagues that he will not flying a Virgin plane on his return trip to the Vatican. ”The Cardinal is a big fan of Virgin,” said a confidant of Cardinal Pell. ”He… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell has told friends that he hopes to touch many more lives when he arrives in Rome later this week. The Cardinal has been given an exemption by the Government to return to the Vatican to ‘clean out’ his… Read More ›
Canberra’s Parliamentary groundskeeper has reportedly found a deceased Unicorn on the roof of Parliament house with those inside fearful that it indicates a return of the Dark Lord to Canberra. “These are dire times if he who must not be… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has used his appearance on the ABC’s Q&A program to launch his campaign to be returned to the Prime Minister’s cabinet as the minister for home affairs. ”Peter Dutton is a top bloke and… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing and his Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton have been telling all and sundry of their vindication after a self-commissioned investigation found that the Government was in charge of stopping boats not ships. ”I… Read More ›
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