A shire woman is miraculously clinging to life after surviving a harrowing two station journey sitting backwards on a CityRail passenger train. “I thought this is it I’m going to die,” related Lilli Pilli commuter Beth Sorensen about her ordeal,… Read More ›
Australia will be spending upwards of $150 billion on twelve new submarines after yesterday’s defence white paper asserted that giant squid remain the nation’s greatest enemy. “No-one need fear being taken from the deck of a ship by a giant… Read More ›
Cardinal George Pell has raced to number four on the Vatican music download charts following the release of a new song in which he pleas with comedian songwriter Tim Minchin to come clean and face up to a visit to… Read More ›
Round the world yachtsman Tony Bullimore has been rescued after the coast guard spotted a flare that he set off when his boat started sinking in the middle of the crowd at a Western Sydney Wanderers game. “I was blown… Read More ›
God has confirmed that Cardinal George Pell is going to receive a miracle cure for the medical condition that prevents him from flying, but only after the Royal Commission into child abuse is completed. “Friends and colleagues of Cardinal Pell… Read More ›
Police have charged former prime minister John Howard with several counts of breaking and entering after they apprehended the former Australian Prime Minister inside a Sydney family’s living room attempting to update his encyclopedia entry. “We received reports of an… Read More ›
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