The Department of Agriculture has confirmed that two Johnny Depps that were imported into the country in contravention of Australian quarantine laws will have to be put down. “Unfortunately our strict quarantine laws do state that any Johnny Depps have… Read More ›
Danish economist Bjorn Lomborg has announced that the Australian arm of his Copenhagen Consensus Centre will be relocated to the University of Thredbo, Australia’s highest at 2000 metres above sea level, on the off chance that his theories on climate… Read More ›
The mayor of Canberra has lashed out at the ABC for showing the fly on the wall documentary series Parliamentary Question Time, saying the show unfairly focuses on the worst residents of the city. “Canberra is a city full of… Read More ›
The overnight execution of eight heroin smugglers has caused Indonesia’s heroin problem to instantly disappear. “Up until yesterday this place was just crawling with junkies but now they’re all gone”, said ABC Jakarta reporter Helen Winthrop. “I give top marks… Read More ›
Libertarian senator David Leyonhjelm’s statement that childless taxpayers shouldn’t be forced to subsidise childcare has provoked a response from the 90.5% of taxpayers who didn’t vote for him, asking why they should have to subsidise his wages. “I didn’t vote… Read More ›
The premiers of Victoria and NSW have asked Colin Barnett to please adjust his watch to AET after WA premier once again disrupted Council of Australian Government talks by arriving two hours after the scheduled start. “I get confused. Am… Read More ›
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