Eight-year-old Penrith boy Jack Carter is tonight being cared for by the Department of Community Services after neighbours reported that his 41-year-old father Adam had never sat him down in front of the TV to watch the original Star Wars… Read More ›
Several beaches on the east coast of Australia remain closed to sharks after humans were spotted cruising up and down the surf armed with fishing lines and hooks. “It’s just way too dangerous to be a shark going about your… Read More ›
An Australian spokesman for Al Qaeda has laughed off suggestions that The Un-Australian may be the target of a Charlie Hebdo style vendetta. “Get real. If I’m going to die pointlessly in a hail of bullets it’s got to be worth… Read More ›
Startling allegations have arisen of the exploitation of a developmentally challenged British man by a predatory teenage girl in a series of private parties aboard a luxury yacht. The victim, Andrew Windsor, sometimes known by his ironic nickname of Prince… Read More ›
Country and western singer Tom T Hall has been charged with murder and cruelty to animals after police confiscated several barrels of watermelon wine, dog collars and tricycles from his Memphis property. “The so-called secret ingredients of Mr T Hall’s… Read More ›
New Year’s Eve revelers in Australia’s largest city have expressed their dismay at the quality of the midnight fireworks display as Sydney welcomed in 2015 with some bloke running across Sydney Harbour Bridge with five sparklers up his arse. “I… Read More ›
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