Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called for an increase in funding for future single Mothers, in a move that he feels may help the Coalition with their female problem. ”We need to make sure we look after… Read More ›
Polling
ScoMo Feigns A Cough And Asks Jen If She Can Call The Office And Tell ’em He’s Sick
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty who was fired from marketing has woken up this morning put on a faint cough and asked his wife Jen if she could call the office and tell ’em that he’s sick. ”I’m not… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Its Viewers (All 6 Of Them) To Get Out And Support ScoMo
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing. ”Sure, the polls aren’t looking great at the moment for our dear leader,” said… Read More ›
Jen Tells PM To Maybe Not Share His FB Memories Post About Their Trip To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has been told by his wife Jen to maybe not share his Facebook memories post of their trip to Hawaii that happened on this day two years ago. ”Jen has a… Read More ›
ScoMo Appoints Christian Porter To Clean Up Social Media Anonymity
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared war on Social Media and appointed the alleged member for Pearce, Christian Porter to clean up social media anonymity. ”Christian has a lot of time on his hands at the moment being… Read More ›
Laming, Porter And Joyce To Advise The PM On How To Relate To Women
Following news of a collapse in polling amongst female voters, Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has moved quickly to appoint a panel of Andrew Laming, Christian Porter and Barnaby Joyce to advise him on how to relate to women…. Read More ›
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