Laming, Porter And Joyce To Advise The PM On How To Relate To Women

Following news of a collapse in polling amongst female voters, Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has moved quickly to appoint a panel of Andrew Laming, Christian Porter and Barnaby Joyce to advise him on how to relate to women.

”I was a bit surprised that the Ladies of the Nation aren’t my biggest fans,” said the PM. ”In fact it took Jen and the Girls a couple of hours to explain to me why the ladies might be a tad disappointed.”

”However, I have now taken some steps to improve my polling with the Ladies.”

When asked why he chose Laming, Porter and Joyce to advise on Women given their recent histories, the PM said: ”One thing I think we can all agree upon is that Women know them.”

”Laming is constant contact with women that he is looking to sue for defamation. Christian has got the whole country talking about his alleged exploits.”

”As for Barnaby, well, he is constantly looking to touch any female that he encounters.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting with my lack of brains trust. We have a guest speaker today, George Christensen will be zooming in to talk about Women’s ping pong.”

Mark Williamson


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1 reply

  1. George’s ping pong….
    I thought that with the serious going’s on he might be a show. Unless he’s trying to devour the basketball…..


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