Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I… Read More ›
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Aussie Cardinal Looking Forward To Conclave Sausage Whilst Voting For The New Pope
As Cardinals flock to Vatican City to pay respects to the old Pope and then elect a new one, an Australian Cardinal has told the local press of his excitement to be there, not only to vote but also consume… Read More ›
Pope Shuffles Cardinal Pell To Quieter Vatican Out In The Country
The Pope has dealt with sexual assault allegations against George Pell the traditional way by moving the cardinal to a different Vatican hundreds of kilometers away and extracting a promise that he would never be charged with sexual assault again…. Read More ›
George Pell Releases New Single “Buy A Razor Tim Minchin You Smelly Badger Eyed Hippy”
Cardinal George Pell has raced to number four on the Vatican music download charts following the release of a new song in which he pleas with comedian songwriter Tim Minchin to come clean and face up to a visit to… Read More ›
Abbott Says Popes Are Visually Awful And Bad For Your Health
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has declared that popes are unsightly and make way too much noise, in response to the encyclical on climate change released by Pope Francis. “I recently cycled past a pope and found the big gold cross… Read More ›
Abbott Declares Solar Eclipse Further Evidence Of Unreliable Renewables
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has continued to show support for the coal industry, declaring yet again that sources of renewable energy can’t be relied upon, particularly in light of “that eclipse thing” that just occurred in Europe. In Northern Europe,… Read More ›
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