American President Donald Trump has announced that he has sold the naming rights for the White House to McDonald’s in exchange for free cheeseburgers for life. “What a great deal and what a beautiful name, ‘The McDonald’s Quarter Pounder White… Read More ›
The shocked family of Hugh Hefner were mortified to discover a whole pile of dirty magazines hidden under his bed as they started the heartrending job of sorting through his possessions. “When we lifted up dad’s big circular bed to… Read More ›
Donald Trump has condemned the hate and violence on many sides in World War 2 in a press conference as he lined up a difficult approach shot on the sixteenth hole of a golf course in New Jersey. “I refuse… Read More ›
The union representing satirists, comedians and late night talk show hosts have presented the White House with a petition calling on President Trump to take a break and play more golf. The petition is in response to many of the… Read More ›
The President of the United States of America Donald Trump’s Son aptly titled Donald Trump Jr has talked to the media and his Father, about an exciting investment opportunity that he received via email from a Nigerian Prince in exile…. Read More ›
The world stands on the brink of having to watch a whole new season of M*A*S*H as leaders decide how to respond to Kim Jong Un’s testing of an intercontinental ballistic missile. “If war breaks out the west will have… Read More ›
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