Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has defended his planned boys weekend away to Manila with his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson George Christensen, saying those who attack them are merely taking cheap shots. ”George and I work hard… Read More ›
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ScoMo To Follow Astra Zeneca And Look To Rebrand The Government
Prime Minister for Sydney Scotty from marketing is tipped to follow the manufacturers of the vaccine Astra Zeneca and rebrand his Government, before the next election. ”Morrison or ScoMo as he likes to be branded has had a good run… Read More ›
ScoMo And His Creepy Mate Spend The Week Building A Pillow Fort
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson have spent the week in the Lodge working on a pillow fort to pass time during Canberra’s lockdown. ”Lockdown can get a little lonely without Jen… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him That Lockdowns Don’t Apply To Sovereign Citizens Like Himself
The Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been told by his creepy mate the member for Dawson that lockdowns like what Canberra is about to endure don’t apply to sovereign citizens. ”The Coalition is a broad church, with many,… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Shows Him The Dick And Balls That He Drew On His Census Paper
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been caught on camera admiring a dick and balls drawn on a census paper by his creepy mate George Christensen in the halls of parliament house. ”I’m not really an art guy but… Read More ›
ScoMo To Promise All Australians $301 If They Vote For His Government
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his colleagues to not worry too much about low polling numbers as once he rolls out his $301 a vote election campaign, things will improve. ”Polls go up and down we all… Read More ›