The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. If 2022 was a chess game it didn’t go well for the World… Read More ›
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Fixated Persons Unit Investigate Sky News Over Meghan Markle
The Fixated Persons Unit has announced that they will be investigating niche news network Sky News Australia over the stations ongoing obsession with Meghan Markle. ”We understand that Meghan is in the public eye so news stories about her are… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Announce New Signing Piers Morgan
Niche network Sky News Australia has announced today that they have signed controversial dumpster fire Piers Morgan to host a new weekly show on the network. The network is hoping that Morgan will help the network increase their ratings and… Read More ›
Prince Andrew Sends Meghan Markle A Dozen Red Roses As A Thank You For The Distraction
Royal-in-exile Prince Andrew has sent fellow exiled Royal Meghan Markle a dozen red roses, following her and husband Prince Harry’s interview with media mega-star Oprah Winfrey. The roses had a note attached saying: ”Thanks for the distraction.” ”Prince Andrew has… Read More ›
Queen Pissed After MI5 Infect The Wrong Son With Covid-19
Palace sources have indicated that Queen Elizabeth is apparently ropeable that the Nation’s security service MI5 have infected Prince Charles instead of Prince Andrew with the Covid-19 virus. “The Queen was furious when she learned that her heir Charles was… Read More ›
James Hewitt To Walk Meghan Markle Down The Aisle
Breaking news from Buckingham Palace today is that Captain James Hewitt will be walking Royal bride-to-be Meghan Markle down the aisle. The world’s media has reported that Ms Markle’s father, Thomas, will not be able to walk her down the… Read More ›
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