Palace sources have indicated that Queen Elizabeth is apparently ropeable that the Nation’s security service MI5 have infected Prince Charles instead of Prince Andrew with the Covid-19 virus. “The Queen was furious when she learned that her heir Charles was… Read More ›
The news that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant with her third child has sent Princess Anne into a fit of rage and forced her to add another name to her list of people she needs to have murdered before… Read More ›
Pippa Middleton’s bum has paid a visit to its niece, the new royal baby born over the weekend to Will and Kate, in a move that has excited royal watchers who camped outside the hospital for weeks as they awaited… Read More ›
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