Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on you need to seek out the biggest person in… Read More ›
Prison
Pell Snares Role Of ‘Wise Man’ In Prison Christmas Play
Imprisoned religious figure, Cardinal George Pell, has secured the role as one of the Wise Men in his prison’s upcoming Christmas eve play. The disgraced figurehead has been trying to get into character the past week, but is struggling to… Read More ›
Parents Given 10 Year Jail Sentence For Taking Pram To Vivid
A judge has sentenced a Sydney couple to 10 years hard labour for the crime of “Being A Thoroughly Entitled Dickhead” after they brought a pram to the annual Festival of Being Crushed in a Crowd, popularly known as “Vivid”…. Read More ›
Radio Stations Refuse To Play George Pell Records
Radio stations all over the world are refusing to play the music of George Pell after the former archbishop of Melbourne was jailed for child sexual abuse. “In light of his conviction we can’t in good faith play any of… Read More ›
Prison Escape Foiled After Guards Asked To Sign Farewell Card
A planned breakout from Long Bay jail has been thwarted after the farewell card for the culprit was accidentally circulated to the guards for signing. “Like any workplace, when someone is about to leave we like to send a card… Read More ›
Would-Be Ronald Reagan Assassin To Be Freed For Upcoming Presidential Election
John Hinckley Jnr, the man who tried to assassinate former Republican President Ronald Reagan, is to be released from prison after serving a 35 year sentence. His release is just in time for the upcoming US Presidential election and though… Read More ›
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