Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called upon their viewers, all six of them, to get out and protest the sacking of Jacinta Nampijinpa Price from Sussan Ley’s cabinet. ”Jacinta is the future of the Liberal party,” declared Sky… Read More ›
Though only January, Oxford dictionary has already decided that the Gen Beta phrase: ‘Goo Goo Gaga Dada’ will be their word of the year. The move follows last year’s decision to declare the Gen Alpha phrase ‘Brain rot’ the 2024… Read More ›
Opposition leader and enthusiastic Voldemort cos-player, Peter Dutton, has sent his apologies to the organisers of last weekends women’s marches, telling them that he was busy washing his hair. ”I know it may appear that I do not have any… Read More ›
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs Barnaby Joyce has used Canberra’s Mid-Winter Ball to stage a protest against Parliaments ongoing bonk ban. ”I mean what use is having this ball when we can’t even go on the… Read More ›
A Shire dad is totally dismayed that his favourite band from the 1980s Midnight Oil have gone all woke with their new release “Gadigal Land”. “Mate what happened to the Oils, they used to do really cool rockers like “US… Read More ›
Opponents of 5G technology have called on authorities to force Telco’s to re brand it as they claim that a lot of their supporters struggle to count past 3 let alone 5. “This is just another example of lefty elitists… Read More ›
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