Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has finally made a comment about the ongoing protests in Melbourne. Telling those upset about the protestors carrying nooses that it could be worse, they could be shooting people. ”I admit it is a… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has offered to step in as Special Envoy to Melbourne Hotel security, in an effort to help Victoria stop the spread of covid-19. “Victorians are doing it tough and when I heard of security… Read More ›
Tony Scanlon who lives under a rock in the Kuring-gai Chase National Park was surprised today when he found out that Australia is detaining refugees on islands and that some people don’t like it very much. “How come I never… Read More ›
There have been calls for tighter security at parliament house in Canberra after a loud, ill disciplined mob known as “The Senate” briefly took over the running of the country. “I’ve never seen a bigger bunch of freaks, hillbillies and… Read More ›
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