With news breaking that former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been granted leave to travel to Britain to take on his new role as the UK’s trade ambassador, the majority of Australians have reported that they’re non-fussed by the… Read More ›
Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard has made a fast recovery from his recent bout of appendicitis, telling friends that over-hearing his kids talking about putting him in an aged care home was just the inspiration he needed to get… Read More ›
One Nation’s leading scientific mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has been injured after standing too close to his microwave whilst wearing his patented tin foil hat as he tried to zoom in to join parliament remotely. ”I would like to take… Read More ›
With Parliament set to resume this week under Covid restrictions that include MP’s and staffers required to wear masks, the Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has spent the weekend hunting for just the right mask. ”It took awhile to find… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has held a press conference to announce the release of a commemorative “We Won The 2022 Election And All I Got Was This Coffee Cup” coffee cup to celebrate winning the as yet not… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has used his appearance on the ABC’s Q&A program to launch his campaign to be returned to the Prime Minister’s cabinet as the minister for home affairs. ”Peter Dutton is a top bloke and… Read More ›
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