Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has held a press conference to announce the release of a commemorative “We Won The 2022 Election And All I Got Was This Coffee Cup” coffee cup to celebrate winning the as yet not held election.
”What a great day today has been for not only my Government but also the people of Australia,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”Not only will they possibly be getting a vaccine for corona but they’ll also get to buy a pretty sweet coffee cup.”
”And the cup is a bargain at only $49.95 or 3 for $200, shout out to Matthias Cormann for figuring out how much to cost them at.”
When asked why he was releasing a commemorative coffee cup celebrating a win for an election not yet held, Prime Minister Scotty said: ”I reject the premise of your question as we have not lost the 2022 election yet, have we?”
”My Government is getting on with the business of governing and we won’t be sidetracked by distractions like elections.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to take a box of coffee cups to Engadine Maccas for them to sell.”
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