Images have been released of a fresh carving on a tree just outside Parliament House on capital hill. The image shows the phrase “ScoMo & Frydenberg 4Eva” etched into a lone oak tree on the lawn of the iconic Australian… Read More ›
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Anthony Albanese Banned From Every Knife Shop In Australia
The Australian Labor party has announced that after witnessing the events of the last week that they have voted unanimously to ban their colleague Anthony Albanese from purchasing or owning a knife for the foreseeable future. “We think it’s for… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Returns To Cabinet As Minister For Affairs
Scott Morrison has announced that much maligned former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce will return to cabinet as Minister for Affairs. “No one in this Government has the experience of having affairs like Barnaby,” said Prime Minister Scott Morrison. “We… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Celebrates Book Week By Dressing Up As A Dick-Tater
Despite being in the middle of a leadership challenge former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has taken the time to celebrate Book Week by dressing up as his favourite character a Dick-tata. “One can not stress the importance… Read More ›
Country Of 25 Million Shocked To Learn That 35 Of Them Think Peter Dutton Would Make A Good PM
25 million Australian’s are in shock today after learning that 35 of them believe that former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton would make a good Prime Minister. “I was a bit stunned to be honest,” said a person… Read More ›
Farmers Fight Off Flood Of Breakfast TV Presenters
Farmers in New South Wales and Queensland currently in the midst of a drought have faced a new challenge in recent weeks with a surging flood of breakfast TV presenters bearing down on them. “Mate it’s been tough, I was… Read More ›
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