Clive Palmer has taken a break from his many court battles to tell the world about his plan to launch his new project Titanic 3. “I Clive Palmer will make the year 2018 the year of the Clive when I… Read More ›
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Joyce Resigns To Spend More Time Cheating On His Families
The deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today announced his resignation. Citing the need to spend more time cheating on his families as the main motivator for his decision. “Parliament does take its toll on on people, you spend a… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce’s Unborn Son Already Working In Canavan’s Office
Barnaby Joyce has told the electorate to get over it with regards to his unborn Son being employed by his colleague Matt Canavan in an advisory role. “Matt needed someone who knew what it was like to be an unborn… Read More ›
Defiant Joyce Pledges To Bang Staffer On PM’s Desk
A defiant deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has escalated his ongoing feud with Malcolm Turnbull by pledging to bang a Staffer on the Prime Minister’s own desk. “The Australian public and more importantly Australian businesses don’t want to hear about… Read More ›
George Christensen Not Coping With Mum And Dad Fighting
Nationals MP George Christensen is not coping with the fallout from his Leader Barnaby Joyce’s affair and is said to be acting out. With reports that he has threatened other children with his toy gun. “We see it quite often… Read More ›
PM Assures Ministers They Can Still Screw The General Public
Following his ban on Ministers having sexual relationships with staffers the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has moved quickly to assure his Cabinet that they are still able to screw the general public. “I have full confidence in my Ministers to… Read More ›
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