One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has called upon the Turnbull government to hold a Royal Commission into how Australians use their toilets. It follows reports that the Australian Tax Office has recently installed squat toilets for its employees. Speaking to The (un)Australian,… Read More ›
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Abbott Films Four Corners Special To Show He’s Not Undermining Turnbull
Former Prime Minister and self-avowed anti-sniper Tony Abbott has filmed a special feature for ABC TV’s 4 Corners program to show the world that he isn’t undermining his replacement, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Abbott said: “Look I… Read More ›
Sonia Kruger To Head Up NT Royal Commission Into Juvenile Detention
Attorney General George Brandis has announced that Channel 9 celebrity Sonia Kruger will head up the Northern Territory’s Royal Commission into juvenile detention, following news over the weekend that Brian Ross Martin will be stepping down as Commissioner. Speaking to… Read More ›
Increase In Heart Disease Attributed To Hipsters Trying Out Halal Snack Packs
The Australian Medical Association says an alarming rise in heart attacks in inner western Sydney is due to increased consumption of halal snack packs by politically aware lunchers wanting to show solidarity with the Muslim community. “Ever since Pauline Hanson… Read More ›
AAA Painkillers now official sponsor of The One Nation Party
The makers of AAA Painkillers, Offshore profits Inc announced today that their painkiller would now be the official sponsor of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party. Brand Ambassador for AAA Painkillers Melanie Linquist told The (un)Australian that: “We have been aware… Read More ›
Outrage As Scott Morrison Refuses To Tell Leigh Sales His PIN Number
Outrage has erupted after Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison appeared on the ABC’s 7.30 report and refused host Leigh Sales’ request to divulge his personal PIN number. Morrison’s refusal has set social media alight with claims of , “what has he got… Read More ›