Prime Minister for Sydney, Scott Morrison, currently locked down in Kirribilli with his closest 48 media advisers has been driving them all up the wall by constantly asking them whether or not he should post a picture on social media… Read More ›
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Joyce Implores The NSW Govt To Allow Ministers And Female Staffers To Be Able To Bubble
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yes, really) Barnaby Joyce has made a passionate plea to the NSW Government to allow Ministers and their female staffers to be able visit each other in some form of bubble during the State’s extended lockdown…. Read More ›
ScoMo Urges Melbournians To Dig Deep And Send Cash To NSW
Prime Minister for Sydney (and occasionally the rest of the country) Scott Morrison has urged Melbournians to dig deep and give generously to the people locked down in NSW. In a statement today, he announced that the government is currently… Read More ›
Nation Agrees To All Chip In And Buy The PM A One Way ”Holiday” To Hawaii
Australians have united and all agreed to chip in and buy the current PM, Scotty-from-Marketing a one way ”Holiday” to Hawaii, – the feeling being that the country tends to run better when the PM is overseas. “Yeah, I think… Read More ›
Nation Wonders What Piece Of Crap Bunnings Project PM Has Spent The Last 5 Days On
With NSW plunged into an extra week of lockdown, Australians have been left to wonder what piece of crap Bunnings project the PM has been working on during the last 5 days, during which the nation has heard nothing from… Read More ›
ScoMo Honours NAIDOC Week By Going Walkabout
Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he intends to honour NAIDOC week by going walkabout, until the current Covid crisis in his home state of NSW is over. ”Scott feels that it’s time for him… Read More ›
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