Cardinal George Pell has come out [sic] in defence of Australian Rugby Union star Israel Folau, agreeing with his views on the damnation of gay people. Last week Folau responded to a comment on an Instagram post, where one of… Read More ›
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Combustible Russell Crowes Banned From Planes
The world’s airlines have banned Russell Crowes from their cargo holds after fears the highly flammable actor may catch fire due to faulty wiring inside his brain. “We just can’t take the risk that a Russell Crowe may burst into… Read More ›
Weekend (un)Australian: Qantas To Crack Down On Ugly People
Qantas has warned that it is about to get tough on ugly people who try to enter any of its airport business lounges. From April 1, lounge managers will exercise their right to refuse entry to those who don’t meet minimum standards of… Read More ›
Michael Clarke And Qantas Jet Synchronise Breakdown
Michael Clarke has re-injured his back after the Qantas charter jet he is travelling on went into a rapid descent due to a mid-flight malfunction. The Boeing 737 lost altitude after it’s landing gear was prematurely lowered due to a… Read More ›
Breaking: Qantas Flight Lands Safely And On Time
Australian airline Qantas today celebrated the landing of an on time flight from Sydney to Perth, in a week which saw them divert three flights due to mechanical failure. Qantas CEO Alan Joyce fronted the media to talk about the… Read More ›
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