Former senator Malcolm Roberts was in a jubilant mood on Saturday night after lifting his primary vote by a whopping 8000% from 77 to 6215 in the Queensland state election. “This massive increase in support has giving me the motivation… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Embraces His New Zealand Heritage By Ditching His Job And Moving To Bondi
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce fresh off discovering his New Zealand citizenship has embraced his culture by ditching his job and relocating from New England to Bondi. “Oh yeah bro, Bondi is choice eh,” Said Barnaby. “For too long… Read More ›
Queensland Votes 2015: The (un) Australian Endorses………….
Editorial The chance to determine the government of the great state of Queensland comes only once every four years. It is crucial that, when voters are presented with this determination that they do so with a view to ensure a… Read More ›
Government To Re-name Manus Island Cahill Island
The Coalition Government has today released a draft paper that explores the idea of re-naming Manus Island, Tim Cahill Island in honour of Socceroos’ star Tim Cahill. Manus Island a province of North Papua is currently being used by Australia… Read More ›
QLD Voters File Missing Persons Report For Tony Abbott
Queensland voters currently in the middle of an election campaign have taken time out from having their babies kissed by politicians to report a missing person to the police. The missing person is said to go by the name of… Read More ›