The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer (yep, really), Angus Taylor, has proudly told his colleagues that he did a meme about his opponent, Treasurer Jim Chalmers. ”Angus was very proud to successfully post a meme and from the right account as well,”… Read More ›
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News Corp Begins To Re-Polish A Turd
Australia’s unofficial Government in exile, News Corp, has taken on the task of re-polishing the turd that is Scott Morrison. ”After Albo beat Scott, err, ScoMo, at the last election we thought Dutton was our man,” said a News Corp… Read More ›
Sky News Hosts To Walk Backwards Around Australia In Support Of The No Vote
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has pledged that it’s hosts will walk backwards around Australia this month to encourage the Nation to vote no at the upcoming referendum. ”Australians will be inspired to see some of the countries… Read More ›
Peter Tells Reporters To Please Refer To Him As Donald Dutton
Head of the Australian arm of the Republican party, Peter Dutton, has told reporters to start calling him Donald Dutton or The Donald for short. ”This is a great move by Peter, sorry, Donald Dutton,” said Republican party cheer leader… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Applauds The Coalition For Targeting Alleged Victims Of Sexual Assault
Niche news network Sky News Australia has applauded the Peter Dutton led Opposition for using leaked evidence from a criminal trial to target an alleged victim of sexual assault and those that may have helped them. ”Brilliant move, Mr Dutton,… Read More ›
Prime Minister Albo Challenges Dutton To A DJ Off
Australian Prime Minister DJ Albo has challenged Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to forego debates and instead battle it out on the decks with a DJ off. ”Boofhead and I will debate plenty in parliament over the next… Read More ›