Prime Minister ScoMo has assured the public that with Tony Abbott now out of parliament no one in his party has any plans to go nuclear. “Look I know there’s been a bit of talk about going nuclear but I… Read More ›
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Liberal Party Change Their Constitution To Make It Impossible To Unseat A Sitting Craig Kelly
Scott Morrison’s Liberal Government has held an emergency meeting overnight to change the constitution of the party to ensure that no sitting Craig Kelly is ever unseated in a pre-selection battle. “We’ve listened to the people and by people I… Read More ›
Abbott Condemns North Korea For Going Nuclear Instead Of Coal
Opposition leader in waiting Tony Abbott has condemned North Korea for their use of nuclear weapons and called on the rogue State to consider an alternative, like coal. “The World is in such a hurry to ditch good old reliable… Read More ›
One Nation Announces Horse’s Ass as New Senate Candidate
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has announced that a horse’s ass would be their next candidate for a senate seat. Ms Hanson said “This is a dream come true. We’ve been searching for a complete horse’s ass since this party’s… Read More ›
Abbott Worried The Government Is Losing Touch As No Princes Knighted
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has taken a break from his self-imposed ban on sniping and undermining the Government, to snipe and undermine the Government declaring that the Turnbull Government risked ‘losing touch with the people.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Parliamentary Question Time To Answer Children’s Letters To Santa
Following on from the successful introduction of constituency question time, federal parliament has announced that it will also start answering children’s letters to Santa Claus. The Government’s Leader of the House Christopher Pyne spoke to The (un)Australian about the new initiative,… Read More ›
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