A jubilant Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk has announced her Government will celebrate the state’s State of Origin win by opening a commemorative coal mine in the team’s honour. Speaking to The (un)Australian ,the Premier explained: “What a win for the… Read More ›
A small spelling mistake on a contract has led the Queensland government to award more than $300 million to its population of Indian Mynah birds rather than to Indian miner Adani. “I turn off Spellcheck whenever I use my computer… Read More ›
In a blow to aspiring Prime Minister Peter Dutton a poll conducted amongst the constituents of his electorate, Dickson in Queensland found that 70% of voters tried to avoid carbohydrates, such as potatoes. Speaking to The (un)Australian a terse Minister… Read More ›
Mark Ellis has agreed to resign as a candidate for Pauline Hanson’s One Nation after it was revealed that he had been mowing swastikas into his back lawn whilst his neighbours were trying to sleep in on a Sunday morning…. Read More ›
A north Queensland fan of Pharrell Williams has questioned the lyrics of the American singer’s hit song “Happy” after losing the roof of his home to tropical cyclone Debbie. “Terrified and devastated are the emotions I felt as the winds… Read More ›
Queenslanders have been left pondering their state affairs today after discovering that pretty much anyone can be Premier. The former corruption commissioner and agony aunt, Tony Fitzgerald QC, DC, XP, warned voters, ‘Anyone can be Premier, even people.’ In… Read More ›
