Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott has called upon Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to do the right thing, in light of Australia retaining the Ashes via a draw, and knight the English cricket team. ”I know a win… Read More ›
Ricky Ponting
England’s Anger Over Ashes Result Has Australia Stumped
Australians have woken up this morning to to a sea of anger from the Motherland over last night’s Ashes test result, which has left them stumped as to the reason why. ”Yeah, I started watching it but flicked over to… Read More ›
Tasmanian Premier Quits Politics To Spend More Time With His Other Head
Tasmanian Premier Will Hodgman has resigned saying he wants to spend more time getting to know his other head. “Politics is hard work and I’ve found that I’ve drifted apart from my other head over the past five years,” said… Read More ›
High Court Rules Tasmanian Senator Can Wear Two Hats
The High Court has ruled Devonport mayor Steve Martin eligible to replace Jacqui Lambie in the senate after finding that it is not a conflict of interest for him to be both the head of a political party and the… Read More ›
BBL To Release New Merchandise: Team Coloured Divorce Papers
The Big Bash League has announced that following this years successful season launch that they will be rushing out new lines of merchandise, with the first item to be wheeled out being team coloured BBL divorce papers. “We’ve received a… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 