Environment Minister Greg Hunt has approved the replacement of an unsightly and unhealthy farm with an open cut coal mine, significantly increasing the output of humanitarian coal in the region. The move has not been universally accepted with some bleeding… Read More ›
Ryan Crawford
Bill Shorten Issues Q&A Boycott As Well
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has issued instructions to Labor MPs to also boycott Q&A in the wake of the controversial appearance of Zaky Mallah on the show. The announcement is the latest in a series of bipartisan moves by the… Read More ›
Greeks Beginning To Regret Democracy
In the wake of a deepening financial crisis, the people of Greece are experiencing regret at having invented and practiced democracy since around 500 BC. The management of Greece’s economy has been in the hands of the people, through democratically… Read More ›
Facebook Group of Homophobic Rainbow Enthusiasts Doubly Offended
A Facebook group of homophobic rainbow enthusiasts are up in arms over the rainbow filter trend and are claiming to be twice as offended as regular homophobes. Homophobes the world over are experiencing high levels of anxiety and stress as a direct result… Read More ›
Lollipops Playground Assault Directly Linked to Lockout Laws
Over a year after lockout laws were introduced in Sydney’s Kings Cross it has emerged that violent assaults are down in the area, however crime rates have gone up at Children’s indoor playground centres. The lockout laws were introduced after… Read More ›
North Shore Historical Society Revokes Joe Hockey’s Membership
The North Shore Historical Society (NSHS) has made the surprise decision to revoke the membership of the federal treasurer Joe Hockey. The decision comes in the wake of yet another embarrassing gaffe by the nation’s beleaguered economic director. Joe Hockey… Read More ›