In the lead up to Anzac Day a recruitment video for ISIS has emerged, which declares that if ISIS Day fell on a Saturday you’d still get Monday off. The recruitment video is clearly trying to woo disgruntled Australians who… Read More ›
Ryan Crawford
Budget Leak: Immigration Detainees To Pay Own Way
Plans to introduce a policy whereby illegal boat arrivals must pay for the cost of their own detention has been leaked a few weeks away from announcing the federal budget for 2015-16. The leaked budget documents indicate that under the… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Upset Nobody Comments On Her Clothes
With leadership speculation mounting, yet again, foreign minister Julie Bishop has continued to have her credentials as a minister scrutinised, rather than her appearance. Bishop appeared again at a press conference on some international incident, but vented her frustration at… Read More ›
Motorist Refrains From Honking Horn
In a stunning turn of events a motorist in Sydney’s CBD didn’t honk his horn after being momentarily inconvenienced by another motorist. Robert Prendergast was near the beginning of his journey home from work when he was unable to proceed… Read More ›
Jeremy Clarkson World First: Too Big Of An Arsehole For Showbiz
Jeremy Clarkson has managed to do the unthinkable by having too big of an ego, treating staffers too poorly and even being too much of an arsehole to be able to function in show business. The 54 year old broadcaster… Read More ›
Abbott Declares Solar Eclipse Further Evidence Of Unreliable Renewables
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has continued to show support for the coal industry, declaring yet again that sources of renewable energy can’t be relied upon, particularly in light of “that eclipse thing” that just occurred in Europe. In Northern Europe,… Read More ›
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