G’day Australia it’s old mate ScoMo here, writing to you from lockdown in Kirribilli. After a busy weekend of taking photos and cooking curries with Jen and the Girls I had a bit of time to get around to knocking… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Gladys To Open Everything Up As He Has Photos To Take At Bunnings
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has ordered NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to end the lockdown so that he can get down to Bunnings and take some photos. ”The PM has been cooped up in the Lodge for… Read More ›
ScoMo Defends Barnaby’s Reputation With Women: ”He’s Impregnated 2 Of Them”
Prime Minister ScoMo has hit the media trail to defend his deputy (for now) Barnaby Joyce’s reputation with Women, telling all who will listen that Barnaby is great with Women, as he’s fathered 4 and impregnated 2. ”I know a… Read More ›
Nationals Tell Farmers That They’ll Act On Mice Plague When It Starts To Effect The Mines
Nationals leader (for now) Michael McCormack has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the Farmers will ever have,” said the Acting… Read More ›
ScoMo Accuses The ABC Of Promoting QAnon With Their Show Q&A
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has accused the ABC of being supporters of the dangerous QAnon cult and promoting it through their show Q&A. ”The ABC likes to throw around accusations, well two can play at that… Read More ›
Dutton Reminds Journo’s That He’s Tortured Kids As Well
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has issued a press release to remind the Nation that he too as Minister for Home Affairs was involved in torturing kids in off shore detention centres. ”The Dark Lord is rather… Read More ›
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