The Morrison Government has finally conceded that strong action needs to be taken against the Banks. Following the member for Chisholm, Julia Banks’ defection from the Liberal party. “We’ve cut Banks a lot of slack,” said former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
The Roseville branch of the Liberal party’s plan to expel former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has failed after they left the task of organising the numbers in the hands of Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton. “You’d think we’d… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has taken some time out from the Canberra thought bubble to respond to American actress Pamela Anderson’s call to step in and help Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Mr Morrison informed Ms Anderson that she should discuss… Read More ›
Prime Minister (as at the time of writing this article) Scott Morrison has taken time out of the ASEAN conference to deal with the domestic crisis of onions in Bunnings sausages by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Special… Read More ›
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has launched a blistering attack on Australia’s Islamic leaders claiming they are to blame for his failed attempt to take the Prime Ministership earlier this year. “It’s time the Islamic community rallied behind the… Read More ›
“Campaigning? Mate, this is just who I am,” says Prime Minister Scott Morrison, confirming that he actually always has a bus with a giant pic of his mug and campaign slogans drive around the state of Queensland while he flies… Read More ›
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