Former Nationals Leader and aspiring minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Prime Minister that the Nationals are keen to swing and would like to turn the Coalition into an open marriage. ”Look, the Nat’s and the Libs… Read More ›
Scott Morrison
ScoMo Tells Everyone To Ease Up On All The Questions As He’s Still Getting Back Into The Swing Of Things After His Holiday
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked the media to please ease up on all the questions, especially those about his colleague Craig Kelly, as he’s still trying to get back into the swing of things after his most… Read More ›
ScoMo Spends The Morning Telling Colleagues That He Needs A Holiday From His Holiday
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has returned after his latest holiday and spent the morning walking around the office telling everyone that he encounters that he needs another holiday to recover from his latest holiday. ”It sounds like the… Read More ›
Joyce Tells ScoMo Lose The Bonk Ban And I’ll Take Care Of McCormack And Christensen
Government back bencher and aspiring Minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the Prime Minister if he were to lose the bonk ban, a rule prohibiting Ministers from having relationships with their staff, then he (Mr Joyce) would take… Read More ›
Craig Kelly Appoints Himself Australia’s Minister For Science PM Does Not Dispute The Claim
The Member for Hughes Craig Kelly has taken to the Facebook to announce that he has appointed himself Australia’s Minister for Science. In the week since posting the announcement Australia’s PM, Scotty from marketing has not disputed the claim. ”The… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup
The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has spent the weekend googling ‘military coup’ whilst the current Prime Minister and Mr Dutton’s boss Scott Morrison is away on one of his frequent holidays. “There’s nothing sinister in simply doing… Read More ›