Community action group Voices of Wagga have thrown their support behind former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s potential run for the seat of Warringah, located on Sydney’s North Shore. ”Go for it, Gladys! The people of Wagga are right behind you… Read More ›
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Gladys Says: ”Vote For Me Warringah, And The Streets Of Wagga Will Flow With Gold”
Former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised the people of Warringah that should they vote for her in the upcoming Federal election she will work around the clock to ensure that the streets of Wagga are paved with gold. ”The… Read More ›
ScoMo Condemns Albo’s Lack Of Promo
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was sacked from marketing has condemned opposition leader Anthony Albanese for spending the weekend announcing policies as opposed to posing for photos at a car race. ”This weekend I had my photo taken decorating the… Read More ›
Porter Tipped To Quit Politics To Spend More Time With His Blind Trust
The Morrison Government’s alleged member for Pearce Christian Porter is tipped to announce today that he is quitting politics to spend more time at home with his blind trust. ”It’s been a hard year for Christian what with his childhood… Read More ›
ScoMo Encourages His Dodgy Mate To Get On The Federal Gravy Train
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has encouraged his dodgy mate Gladys Berejiklian to join him in Canberra and get on board the Federal gravy train. ”The people of NSW would love to have Gladys Berejiklian or… Read More ›
PM Assures Blind Trusts That New Social Media Laws Won’t Apply To Them
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has moved quickly to assure Australia’s secretive Blind Trusts that the new social media rules demanding people put their names to comments will not apply to them. ”Social media is a… Read More ›