Rumours are flying within the Canberra bubble that current Attorney General Christian Porter will be appointed Minister for Women over the weekend when the Prime Minister reshuffles his cabinet. ”I won’t respond to any rumours or scuttlebutt,” said the PM…. Read More ›
The Prime Minister has taken the first step in his pledge to clean up the Canberra bubble by ordering the removal of all desks located in Female MP’s offices, so as to avoid temptation to the many chronic masturbators working… Read More ›
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has angrily called on the PM to end the parliamentary bonk ban as the pent up frustration around it is causing staffers to do silly stuff such as masturbate on female colleagues desks…. Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on female politicians from all parties to ensure that their desks are fitted with a functioning chastity belt. ”Doesn’t matter if you are Labor, Liberal or other I say to you please make… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison who was thought to be be missing during the NSW floods has been spotted at his local Bunnings store asking staff which aisle the DIY ark kits are located in. ”Never fear Australia I am… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo has told the women of Australia to forget about a consent app and instead go out and get themselves a marriage certificate instead. ”There’s nothing wrong with the good old marriage certificate,” said the Prime Minister. ”Heck,… Read More ›
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