Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that Melbourne based influencer Bec Judd will next year serve as a guest judge to the High Court. ”I was watching the Block this week with Jen and the Girls when I… Read More ›
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Cormann’s Colleagues Chip In To Buy Him A Golden Abacus As A Farewell Gift
Retiring Senator Matthias Cormann has thanked his colleagues after they presented him with a golden abacus as a farewell present. ”I am genuinely touched that my colleagues bestowed this beautiful and practical gift on me,” said the Minister for Finance…. Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells Jen To Call The Office And Tell Them That He’s ‘Sick’ After A Big Grand Final Night
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked his wife Jen to call the office and tell them that he’s sick after waking up on Monday with a severe hangover. ”Just between you and me I did have a sink… Read More ›
ScoMo Livid That Aus Post Executives Received Cartier Watches Instead Of Bunnings Gift Cards
Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing is reportedly livid after learning that Australia Post executives were gifted $12,000 worth of Cartier watches instead of a more practical gift, like a Bunnings gift card. ”I am disappointed at the choice of gifts… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Annoys Colleagues By Over Doing His Borat Impersonation
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has not won any fans this week in parliament due to over use of his Borat impersonation. The excited PM has brought back his impersonation of Sacha Baron Cohen’s comedic creation ahead of the… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing To Bring Back Penalty Rates For PM’s Forced To Work Weekends
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends. ”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and… Read More ›
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