Scotty From Marketing Announces Bec Judd As Guest High Court Judge

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that Melbourne based influencer Bec Judd will next year serve as a guest judge to the High Court.

”I was watching the Block this week with Jen and the Girls when I saw that they had Bec Judd as a guest judge,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”And I thought to myself she’s doing such a bonza job that I reckon she could have a red hot go as a High Court judge.”

”Jen didn’t disagree, so I got on the blower to the Attorney General and we got Bec to do the gig.”

When asked what qualifications Bec Judd has to sit in judgement in the Nation’s highest court, the PM said: ”How good is Bec Judd?”

”I mean have you seen how many followers she has on Instagram?”

”Look, I know it is not ideal to have the wife of an AFL star as a Judge. But, it’s the best we can do at the moment as most of the NRL star’s wives are all bloody anti-vaccers.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to appoint the cleaning staff to the board of ASIC.”

Mark Williamson


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