Australia’s interim Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has celebrated his court win today over members of his own party by telling them: ”To suffer in their jocks.” ”As Prime Minister my job is to keep Australians together and hopefully after… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has defended himself against accusations that he has used racial slurs in the past by declaring that he’s not racist, but……. ”Australians know that under my Government if you have a go, you’ll… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has texted the Governor General to meet him at Engadine Maccas so that they can arrange the formalities around calling an election. ”I know traditionally the Prime Minister will call in on… Read More ›
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has thanked his parliamentary colleagues for the gift of a golden manila folder that they purchased for him as he farewells parliament. ”Nice of everyone to chip in and buy me a folder,”… Read More ›
In breaking news Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison will today be appointed Governor General with Minister for Defence Peter Dutton replacing him as Prime Minister. The move is said to be made as polling has indicated that current Governor General… Read More ›
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