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Known Racist Fails In Attempt To Get Entire Country To Vote On Whether Or Not To Be More Racist
Known racist Pauline Hanson and her sidekick lil’ Malcolm Roberts have failed in their attempt to get the entire country to vote in a plebiscite on whether or not we should be more racist by cutting our levels of immigration…. Read More ›
Pollie Pedal Riders Unable To Shake Off Pursuing Abbott
Riders in this year’s Pollie Pedal ride fundraiser have set a cracking pace as they rode to shake off a pursuant Tony Abbott. Who is trying to join the ride despite no longer being a pollie. “It’s really awkward Tony… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservatives Parliamentary Achievements
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Government To Appoint Joe Hockey Ambassador To Mars After Learning That America Is Too Close To Stop Him From Stuffing Things Up
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that current Ambassador to America Joe Hockey will be moved to a new role as Ambassador to Mars in the coming weeks. The move is designed to ensure Ambassador Hockey is far, far away… Read More ›
Cormann Shocked To Learn That The Pizza Hut CEO Doesn’t Personally Deliver Everybody’s Pizzas
Minister for Numbers Matthias Cormann has revealed his shock at learning that not all Pizza Hut customers receive their pizzas personally delivered to them on a silver platter by the company’s CEO. “When I found out the information I was… Read More ›
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